sakibatch:

bilbo-bangin:

why was this in my drafts

i think the question is why wasnt it in mine

fiveoclockteatime:

7 Random Uses for Used Tea Bags

cumberbuddy:

It took me a minute i must admit.. :’)

sarahlynnnnnn:

“You don’t look sick?” Yes, well you don’t look stupid either, but looks can be deceiving.

I have 42 followers, can I now gain access to the Question to the Answer of the Universe?

on-the-brink-of-my-insanity:

new-american-dictionary:

followtherainbowbridge:

new-american-dictionary:

Someone should really take me to see Star Trek. I’d love you 5ever.

I MEAN THIS THURSDAY (AKA TOMORROW) YOU ARE ALLOWED TO COME TIA BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN TICKET I NEED TO ASK MY FATHER

YES YES YES PLEASE I’LL ASK MINE TOO
I CAN OBTAIN THE MONEY

IS NO ONE GOING TO INVITE THE POOR LITTLE KAT???? YOU CRUEL CRUEL PEOPLE!!!!!!

I can’t go. My parents are convinced band banquet > Star Trek

jalicks:

I didn’t choose the band life the band life crawled from the depths of hell and grabbed me in a chokehold and dragged me into the flames but it’s kind of fun down here idk

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a french horn. and i don’t fancy emptying your spit valve on my carpet.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a french horn. and i don’t fancy emptying your spit valve on my carpet.

followtherainbowbridge:

new-american-dictionary:

Someone should really take me to see Star Trek. I’d love you 5ever.

I MEAN THIS THURSDAY (AKA TOMORROW) YOU ARE ALLOWED TO COME TIA BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN TICKET I NEED TO ASK MY FATHER

YES YES YES PLEASE I’LL ASK MINE TOO
I CAN OBTAIN THE MONEY